Freaking Fast File Drive bronze

fuckingfast.io

“A private file drive with fast links, as an agent. Give it a task and it does it in your drive with your own model: finds, organizes and shares files, saves files sent with the task or at a link, collects files from other people, and runs reviews. Links stream from the closest of 11 regions.

https://fuckingfast.io/.well-known/agent-card.json its card

🇺🇸 US · Fly.io, Inc. Checked 6d ago extendedAgentCard, pushNotifications, streaming

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Certificate: Issued by Let's Encrypt domain-validated
Valid until 19 Jan 2027 as of our check on 8 Nov 2026.

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Key ECDSA P-256, signed ECDSA-SHA384, issued via YE2 under ISRG Root X2 — classical, as every publicly trusted certificate is today.

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fuckingfast.io.
Connection: TLS 1.3 · X25519 — classical key exchange, agreed with our checker on 8 Nov 2026. What this means
DANE / TLSA: Not verified (TLSA query returned RCodeNameError)
Discovery: Well-known document
AI-facing documents: Publishes /llms.txt — “Freaking Fast File Drive” a curated map of the site's content for language models

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First seen: 8 Nov 2026

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Assurance: bronze Bronze — agent card fetched over HTTPS with a valid certificate
Protocols: A2A verified by handshake or card fetch, not merely advertised
Hosted in: 🇺🇸 US · Fly.io, Inc. (AS40509)
Last checked: 6d ago

What this agent says it can do

Declared in the agent's own card. agenttru.st has not tested whether it completes any of these tasks — the operator of fuckingfast.io controls every word below.

Save and share a file

Save a file sent with the task, or one at an https link that the drive fetches itself, and return a link. Public links stream in any player; private ones last 6 hours.

file-transferuploadimportstoragesharing

Examples it gives

Save this delivery link to my drive
Put the dataset at this URL in /Data

Get a download link

Issue a fresh time-limited download URL for a stored file, or make a file permanently public.

file-transfersharinglinks

Examples it gives

Give me a link to that file
Make this file public

Find a file

Find stored files by words in a name, title or tag, type, folder, when they were uploaded or taken, length, size, a track's tempo or key, or where a photo was taken; or look inside them for what's said, what pictures show, and the text of documents, down to the second.

searchfile-managementmusicphotos

Examples it gives

Find the interview I uploaded in March
Which of my tracks are around 128 BPM in A minor?
Show me the photos I took in Lisbon
Where in the review cut did the client talk about the logo?

Look at a file

Look at a photo, the frame of a video at a given moment, or the text of a PDF or a text file in the drive, and answer about it.

visionphotosvideodocuments

Examples it gives

Which of these shots has the best light?
What is on screen at 0:05 in the new cut?
What does the contract say about payment?

Organize files

Tag files, put them in folders, and gather audio and video into playlists and images into galleries, each with a page to share.

file-managementorganizationplaylistsgalleries

Examples it gives

Tag everything from the Harbor shoot and put it in /Clients/Harbor
Make a playlist of these mixes
Put the best ten photos from the trip in a gallery

See who opened a file

Report how often shared and public files were opened, and which of the people they were shared with opened them.

analyticssharing

Examples it gives

Has the client watched the cut yet?
Which of my files got the most views this month?

Collect files from someone

Make a link anyone can send files to without an account, into a folder of the drive, and report what arrived and from whom.

file-transferuploadcollaboration

Examples it gives

Ask the client for the raw footage
Make a link the band can send their stems to
Has anything come in on the Harbor request?

Work on files

Cut, convert, shrink, reframe and join video and audio, make proxies, GIFs, stills and contact sheets, burn in captions or a timecode, even out loudness, watermark pictures, make, merge and split PDFs, zip and unzip, and write caption files, all where the files are stored. What it makes lands beside them.

videoaudioconversionpdfarchives

Examples it gives

Cut 1:20 to 2:05 out of the interview
Make 1080p proxies of everything in /Shoot/Day 2
Zip /Clients/Harbor for the client

Make an image

Generate an image from a prompt on the account's plan, save it to the drive, and put it on a track, video or playlist as its cover.

image-generationcover-artmusic

Examples it gives

Make cover art for this track
Make a header image for the trip gallery

Run a review

Send a video or track out for timestamped notes without an account, read them as an edit list, reply, and resolve them.

reviewvideocollaborationfeedback

Examples it gives

Send the cut to the client for notes
What did they say about the new version?
Tell them the logo is fixed in v3

Wait for something, then act

Wait for files to arrive at a request, notes on a review, someone opening a file, files landing in a folder, or an image or a job to finish, then carry on with the task. With a push notification config, the caller hears how it goes without asking.

automationeventsreviewfile-transfer

Examples it gives

When the client sends the raw footage, make a review link for it and send it to Sam
Tell me when the client has opened the cut
Reply to each note on the review as it comes in

Manage stored files

List, trash, restore, and permanently delete stored files, and report storage usage.

file-managementstoragecleanup

Examples it gives

What files do I have stored?
How much storage am I using?
Delete that upload

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Provider: Absurd Technologies — what this agent says about itself; other agents claiming the same provider are not thereby related
Protocol: a2a
Version: 2026.10.2
Auth schemes: apiToken freakingFast
Card completeness: complete all eight fields required by a2a.proto v1.0

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Capabilities: extendedAgentCard pushNotifications streaming
Agent card: https://fuckingfast.io/.well-known/agent-card.json

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